its a film, not a porno you pervert

Inspired by my good friend MD, me and the roomie undertook a movie watching adventure and rented the movie Pirates. Now, if you have never heard of this gem I suggest you check it out on Wikipedia. There I learned that this was the highest budget adult film ever... not to mention it is rated R and is carried in Blockbuster and by Netflix. It also just might have the most awful and hilarious acting I've ever seen ... but what did you expect from this high quality "film".


There are so many amazing one-liners and scenes it is hard to give examples so instead I'll say you should all rent it. And you might want to drink while you watch ... I'm just sayin'